Hi, my name is bob and I am a robot sent from mars in the form of a snail. In the current moment I am struggling to do the splits between two crumbs. I am blind and my shell is slightly sun burnt. I'm on a mission to get stood on and I am failing. My mum gave me some green water before and a prune to eat on the way but I scoffed it all over an hour ago. If I die on this mission I won't care because I hate my life.
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